You know what really pisses me off...

dude the milton keynes accent is impossible to understand.

youve obviously never been to northumberland

or paisley (sp) on edge of glasgow

You know what pisses me off? Hangovers. Who fucking invented those things? Bastards.

The Amazing Fletch wrote:You know what pisses me off? Hangovers. Who fucking invented those things? Bastards.

Just drink a shitload of water, and crack on.

SPAM pisses me off.

Gmail is usually pretty good at filtering out all the absolute shite that's thrown at your mailbox, but lately i've had three or four emails in my inbox each week telling me i've been selected to win $1000000000000 and should send my bank details immediately.

you've only your self to blame, i've warned you before not to just delete it

mark spam as spam and it gets easier for the system to spot future stuff

dude if gmail didnt sort it then its truth, acept your dam loads of cash and give me some!

I agree with Bob, You should go ahead and give them your bank details.

I had one of these scammers going for about 2 months some time ago. I got him to send me a photo and everything to prove he was legit.

The Amazing Fletch wrote:I had one of these scammers going for about 2 months some time ago. I got him to send me a photo and everything to prove he was legit.

There's a whole website dedicated to leading them on, great laugh. I'll post it if I remember the name.

That's the one!

Cap'n Lee wrote:you've only your self to blame, i've warned you before not to just delete it

mark spam as spam and it gets easier for the system to spot future stuff

I do mark it all as spam.

I only don't do that when you're around to piss you off.

End formasn that make me drive half way up the fucking cuntry when im haveing a hell of a day to sign a single fucking bit of paper saying Fcuk all

and aspestosis claims that make NO FUCKING SENSE
HE DIDNT EVE WORK FOR US WHEN HE GOT THE DAMN ASPESTOS POINSERNING AND EVEN IF HE DID IT WAS THE 60'S AND NO ONE NEW IT WAS BAD....

seriously double you tee ph

do you mean asbestos? i'm not being funny, i really can't tell

Is he still speaking english?

The general gist I think is that a bloke that used to work for them is suffering from Asbestosis and is lodging a claim against the company for it.

Either that or he's talking about buggery from ass pests.

aspestosis is the condition caused by aspestos

lightowler wrote:POINSERNING

POINSERNING!

somehow that word missed me the first time, hahaha

you far to used to me.
pro tip for all you late comers, look at the first and last letter of the word iv typed and fill the rest in in your head depending on the context.

also worst spelling when ranting is so best spelling

lightowler wrote:you far to used to me.
pro tip for all you late comers, look at the first and last letter of the word iv typed and fill the rest in in your head depending on the context.

also worst spelling when ranting is so best spelling

Anyone not seen that cmaebirdge uinrevtisy thing that was going around the interweb a while ago? Didn't think so.

Of course, how else will you show rage when ranting

real men use block caps

Cap'n Lee wrote:real men use black cocks

that cambridge system works!