You know what really pisses me off...

The IOM is the best.

Ha, no... I couldn't leave my flat mates... well.. my homeless mates... they'd be all sad and stuff.

Reel Big Moose wrote:harry krishna harry kirsshna krishna kirshna harry harry

lols yes those monks they do my head in. and one of them i see at least one a week and he follows me!

aww u could keep him as a pet a little bald orange pet that shouts gouranga randomly

haha yeah i might put him on a lead next time i see him!
..but he annoys the hell out of me though. always trying to give me stickers!
and he also gave me a book on hare krishna stuff.. which i never read!

lol would be fun having pet kirshna

sarahmay wrote:

Reel Big Moose wrote:harry krishna harry kirsshna krishna kirshna harry harry

lols yes those monks they do my head in. and one of them i see at least one a week and he follows me!

once, we were approached by a monk a few years ago, and he said these immortal words to us:

(imagine this in a thick eastern european accent)

"Hey! You guys look like you like the Punk Rock!.... well this is MONK ROCK"

turns out it was just shit metal with someone shouting "harry krishna, harry harry, krishma, rama.." over it.

but, the gouranga bible is definitely worth a read, if you're up for a comedy publication.
it's just the same as 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge, but featuring anecdotes about important religions figures of rival religions

I love the krishnas! They give me so much free food. And they let me in after the restraunt is closed !

LESS THAN THREE LESS THAN THREE

Francis wrote:

sarahmay wrote:

Reel Big Moose wrote:harry krishna harry kirsshna krishna kirshna harry harry

lols yes those monks they do my head in. and one of them i see at least one a week and he follows me!

once, we were approached by a monk a few years ago, and he said these immortal words to us:

(imagine this in a thick eastern european accent)

"Hey! You guys look like you like the Punk Rock!.... well this is MONK ROCK"

turns out it was just shit metal with someone shouting "harry krishna, harry harry, krishma, rama.." over it.

but, the gouranga bible is definitely worth a read, if you're up for a comedy publication.
it's just the same as 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge, but featuring anecdotes about important religions figures of rival religions

Robin's got that, we listened to it once - the songs are about 10 minutes long and all the same all the way through, it's hilarious!

Random Hand should totally do a cover of one of those songs.

your real name isn't jym, is it?

Hayfever. Hayfever really pisses me off.

Seconded.

turded

Have you seen the electronic things you stick up your nose to help with hayfever? They look fun...

The credit crunch still pisses me off today.
My flat mates have been ringing constantly, as our flat might be repossessed at any minute.... I'm thinking I might have to travel to Leeds tomorrow, as they were already pissed off that they had to move my stuff into the new flat... but now we don't even have a flat... oh dear!
I hope the repossession people don't take my stuff... that would be tragic... I've left my N64 there

Oh well... I'm listening to the mighty mighty bosstones... thats cheering me up

The repo men cant exactly take what they're not entitled to take, your property should be fine.

Francis wrote:

sarahmay wrote:

Reel Big Moose wrote:harry krishna harry kirsshna krishna kirshna harry harry

lols yes those monks they do my head in. and one of them i see at least one a week and he follows me!

once, we were approached by a monk a few years ago, and he said these immortal words to us:

(imagine this in a thick eastern european accent)

"Hey! You guys look like you like the Punk Rock!.... well this is MONK ROCK"

turns out it was just shit metal with someone shouting "harry krishna, harry harry, krishma, rama.." over it.

but, the gouranga bible is definitely worth a read, if you're up for a comedy publication.
it's just the same as 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge, but featuring anecdotes about important religions figures of rival religions

LOL@ monk rock i dunno why that made me laugh so much


what pissed me off today, people that sit next to you on the bus that stink even tho there are plenty of seats empty!!

sarahmay wrote: LOL@ monk rock i dunno why that made me laugh so much


what pissed me off today, people that sit next to you on the bus that stink even tho there are plenty of seats empty!!

Seriously? you don't like that... It turns me on when that happens! I love stinky strangers!

lol thats as annoying s wen people go out of there way not to sit next to u cos u ahave a mohawk n a dead kennedys tshirt

unfortunately i cant say stinky strangers turn me on, its just not my thing , but ya know whatever floats yer boat!
haha yes i always think i look very antisocial and i scowl, i mean i wudnt sit next to me on a bus if i saw mee (if that makes sense!!)
also the bus driver stopped for a cig. i was late annoyed, and getting so intimate with the wall we were on talking terms (i was trying to sit as far away as possible from the man that reeked of piss)!

i remember when i had a skinhead, never had to worry about getting a seat on the train. maybe thats the answer.

as far as annoying other commuters, i get conan's syndrome, if i'm looking for a seat and someone has their feet up on the seat next to them or their little handag taking up a seat in an attempt to sit alone, ill go for that one.

that'll learn them

I got on the bus the other day and I had a bag, suitcase and laptop, so I sat in the front seats (on this bus there's some single seats at the front, which are labeled to allow disabled people to use if they need them - fair play) to avoid having to take up an entire seat with my stuff or smacking anyone upside the head with it all trying to get past. Sounds fair?

Completely out of the blue as I was getting off, an old guy who was sat behind me went 'Oh, I can sit in the disabled seats now...' and when I looked at him he started having a go at me about the fact that there was a label and stuff, completely ignoring the fact that I had more stuff than I could comfortably carry, the fact that he already had a seat (that didn't have any less leg-room than the one I was in), and the main thing - he wasn't even disabled! At all! I was more disabled than he was.

Cock. Rant over

cock rants ftw

I was on a 4 hour coach journey with a woman who sat next to me who stank... and she had a tash as well.... which made the trip even more unbearable...

Now I tend to put my bag on the seat next to me and when people get on I pretend I'm asleep... that works quite well...

iamemmao wrote:I was on a 4 hour coach journey with a woman who sat next to me who stank... and she had a tash as well.... which made the trip even more unbearable...

Now I tend to put my bag on the seat next to me and when people get on I pretend I'm asleep... that works quite well...

That was my tried and tested method for avoiding drunk people on the last train back from gigs. Driving is so much better.