Funny/Abstract/Strange/Different news stories.

I saw that story on the telegraph website! Made me giggle, she quite clearly didn't fall asleep, as complaints weren't made until her dad saw it!

It's a bit like the old rape situation. They agree to it until they get in trouble.

I fell asleep during root canal surgery once.

you're going to feel the feminist heel for that one

good thing niall's girlfriend doesn't post here.

Bad ass, his middle names are also rather amusing, would read again

News just in, chemists don't have enough real work to do.
this is a link

this just in.... back in 2004

I herd steff found the link for searching for it on www.altavista.com

still funny thoug, we posibly need a history of the internet thread

not realy a new story but funnly link that doesnt deserve its own thread

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190316569118

any one want to buy a v neck top?

What's www.altavista.com?

fuck me altavista still exists.

it was what people used before yahoo pulled it's finger out.

Ah. It's keyboardr or google for me.

By far the most surreal News Headline i've ever read:
Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles (click it)

haha I just saw that, was about to post it as well xD

i dunno if anyones seen this but:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2184622.ece
legend

not to put a damper on it, but i read that letter on consumerist back int' day and it smacks of publicity stunt

well its very well written
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24353334-5012895,00.html
i just found that worrying..

hey, i thought you said troy mcclure was dead?

+1rep for the first person to explain to the rest of the cla.... ah fuck it, might as well call it +1rep for summers

No, i said he sleeps with the... forget it.

no tony, i just ate a whole plate of dingdamagoo

anyone still confused?

http://www.wtso.net/movie/79-The%20SImpsons%20719%20A%20Fish%20Called%20Selma.html

totaly do want
http://englishrussia.com/?p=381

and also seriouse
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1908

http://gizmodo.com/5302856/anti+abuse-bus-stop-ad-only-batters-women-when-nobodys-looking

not so much an interesting news story as a news story about interesting tech/advertising

the page is loading rather slow but im already amused by the url

Yeah domestic abuse is pretty funny.

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