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    Post by scottus86 Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:14 pm

    she may have popped him a viagra or two.
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:17 pm

    i'm sure they'd have mentioned if she drugged him as well
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    Post by NotRich Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:59 pm

    WRONG TOPIC - Forum Fail


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    Post by Cap'n Lee Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:00 pm

    you posted this in the wrong thread, didn't you?

    whech! whech! whech! keep it on-topic!
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    Post by Furious D Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:17 pm

    Cap'n Lee wrote:i'm sure they'd have mentioned if she drugged him as well

    Perhaps, but it probably depends how violent she was, or how unwilling he was. Rape is a very strong word, I guess in circumstances like this there may be grey areas.
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    Post by NotRich Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:23 pm

    Furious D wrote:Rape is a very strong word, I guess in circumstances like this there may be pink and/or red raw areas.

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    Post by lightowler Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:05 pm

    iirc the law goes along the line of unwilling sex or druging (alcmapol included) a person into a state where they would willingly have sex where they wouldnt in a sober state. First conviction to do with rape was a woman geting a man on the piss then sleeping with him
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    Post by Furious D Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:43 pm

    Rich = tit
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    Post by Parg Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:18 pm

    wat.

    A policeman officer tries to murder someone in front of a judge and no one gives a fuck. I'm never going to Arkansas.
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:30 pm

    Furious D wrote:Rich = tit

    i prefer rich=funny

    you see, he's notrich, it translates perfectly... i'll get my coat

    i'd just read that article, linked to it from boingboing, i laughed my tits off at the way it was phrased

    Yahoo! News wrote:JERICHO, Ark. – It was just too much, having to return to court twice on the same day to contest yet another traffic ticket, and Fire Chief Don Payne didn't hesitate to tell the judge what he thought of the police and their speed traps.
    The response from cops? They shot him. Right there in court.
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    Post by christinamarie Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:38 pm

    I think any Pick Me Up magazine could give me enough material to write a dissertation for this thread.
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    Post by Jess Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:54 pm

    Oh my word, Pick me up is one of my little guilty pleasures. I love it!


    Also, No one has mentioned Poo Girl yet!

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    Post by elliemon Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:03 pm

    awww

    yeah i heard about her. poor girl. sounds like she took it well though! i'd be crying if that happened to me!!
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    Post by christinamarie Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:29 pm

    God, I hadn't heard about her, that'd be awful.

    & yeah, Pick Me Up is fantastic, this week's headlines are something like 'Fed a poisoned omlette to keep his secret safe' and 'They made a penis out of my thigh!'
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    Post by Jess Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:51 pm

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    Amazing! Imagine having all this merch made about you, even if it was because you were, quite literally, shite.
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    Post by ba-ba Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:43 am

    the best bit of that poo-girl article?

    'the female of the faeces'
    hohoho.

    I've heard a lot of people playing pop-up-pirates in the long-drops at Leeds.
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    Post by elliemon Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:03 pm

    pop up pirates?!
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    Post by NotRich Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:12 pm

    There's somewhat of a Leeds Festival legend that there's a number of people who play "pop-up pirate" where they allegedly climb into the cess-pit toilets, and when someone's about to lower themselves onto the bog, a head comes popping up from down below to (perhaps literally) scare the shit out of them.

    I don't see how this is physically possible however. Both climbing into the thing, or being able to stand the stench once down there.

    I suspect it's complete and utter bollocks.
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:13 pm

    agreed
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:20 pm

    Surely swimming in a load of human shit would give you health problems.
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    Post by iamemmao Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:21 pm

    Some people might be so out of it they don't notice the smell and what not....

    I find it difficult to even walk past the things....
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    Post by Jess Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:43 pm

    FACTOID!

    Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:52 pm

    lovely, any reason why or is this the cause of hospital flu?
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    Post by Parg Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:55 pm

    More importantly, where do they get it? Do they mail order it or what?
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:47 am

    Haha I didn't think of that. I doubt there's a massive store of poo in the basement.

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