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scottus86- First Mate
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she may have popped him a viagra or two.
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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i'm sure they'd have mentioned if she drugged him as well
NotRich- Deck Hand
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WRONG TOPIC - Forum Fail
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Cap'n Lee- Captain
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you posted this in the wrong thread, didn't you?
whech! whech! whech! keep it on-topic!
ricky has become everything he's ever hated today (except for a woman)
whech! whech! whech! keep it on-topic!
ricky has become everything he's ever hated today (except for a woman)
Furious D- You will take part.
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Cap'n Lee wrote:i'm sure they'd have mentioned if she drugged him as well
Perhaps, but it probably depends how violent she was, or how unwilling he was. Rape is a very strong word, I guess in circumstances like this there may be grey areas.
NotRich- Deck Hand
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Furious D wrote:Rape is a very strong word, I guess in circumstances like this there may be pink and/or red raw areas.
lightowler- Sexie AN orsume
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iirc the law goes along the line of unwilling sex or druging (alcmapol included) a person into a state where they would willingly have sex where they wouldnt in a sober state. First conviction to do with rape was a woman geting a man on the piss then sleeping with him
Furious D- You will take part.
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Rich = tit
Parg- Deck Hand
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wat.
A policeman officer tries to murder someone in front of a judge and no one gives a fuck. I'm never going to Arkansas.
A policeman officer tries to murder someone in front of a judge and no one gives a fuck. I'm never going to Arkansas.
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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Furious D wrote:Rich = tit
i prefer rich=funny
you see, he's notrich, it translates perfectly... i'll get my coat
i'd just read that article, linked to it from boingboing, i laughed my tits off at the way it was phrased
Yahoo! News wrote:JERICHO, Ark. – It was just too much, having to return to court twice on the same day to contest yet another traffic ticket, and Fire Chief Don Payne didn't hesitate to tell the judge what he thought of the police and their speed traps.
The response from cops? They shot him. Right there in court.
christinamarie- Cabin Boy
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I think any Pick Me Up magazine could give me enough material to write a dissertation for this thread.
Jess- Deck Hand
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Oh my word, Pick me up is one of my little guilty pleasures. I love it!
Also, No one has mentioned Poo Girl yet!
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/Yes--I-am-Poo.5618061.jp
Also, No one has mentioned Poo Girl yet!
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/Yes--I-am-Poo.5618061.jp
elliemon- Deck Hand
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awww
yeah i heard about her. poor girl. sounds like she took it well though! i'd be crying if that happened to me!!
yeah i heard about her. poor girl. sounds like she took it well though! i'd be crying if that happened to me!!
christinamarie- Cabin Boy
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God, I hadn't heard about her, that'd be awful.
& yeah, Pick Me Up is fantastic, this week's headlines are something like 'Fed a poisoned omlette to keep his secret safe' and 'They made a penis out of my thigh!'
& yeah, Pick Me Up is fantastic, this week's headlines are something like 'Fed a poisoned omlette to keep his secret safe' and 'They made a penis out of my thigh!'
Jess- Deck Hand
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Location : Aberdeen
Amazing! Imagine having all this merch made about you, even if it was because you were, quite literally, shite.
ba-ba- Cabin Boy
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Location : Sheffield
the best bit of that poo-girl article?
'the female of the faeces'
hohoho.
I've heard a lot of people playing pop-up-pirates in the long-drops at Leeds.
'the female of the faeces'
hohoho.
I've heard a lot of people playing pop-up-pirates in the long-drops at Leeds.
elliemon- Deck Hand
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pop up pirates?!
NotRich- Deck Hand
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There's somewhat of a Leeds Festival legend that there's a number of people who play "pop-up pirate" where they allegedly climb into the cess-pit toilets, and when someone's about to lower themselves onto the bog, a head comes popping up from down below to (perhaps literally) scare the shit out of them.
I don't see how this is physically possible however. Both climbing into the thing, or being able to stand the stench once down there.
I suspect it's complete and utter bollocks.
I don't see how this is physically possible however. Both climbing into the thing, or being able to stand the stench once down there.
I suspect it's complete and utter bollocks.
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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agreed
The Amazing Fletch- Captain
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Surely swimming in a load of human shit would give you health problems.
iamemmao- First Mate
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Some people might be so out of it they don't notice the smell and what not....
I find it difficult to even walk past the things....
I find it difficult to even walk past the things....
Jess- Deck Hand
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Location : Aberdeen
FACTOID!
Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!
Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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lovely, any reason why or is this the cause of hospital flu?
Parg- Deck Hand
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More importantly, where do they get it? Do they mail order it or what?
The Amazing Fletch- Captain
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Haha I didn't think of that. I doubt there's a massive store of poo in the basement.
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