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"By P. Rolls "Herr Bilcliff" -

Our German teacher once wrote (in English) "The pen is on the table" on his blackboard. The "pen" and the "is" were written particularly close together.

How we laughed.

Anyway, nice pen and all that"

I think some of those bic reviews are fail though because it's pretty much old hat the 200th time.

you read that far?! i read the first couple then hit stumble again

No I didn't read that far but there are probably that many.

well you'd be wrong. 185 customer reviews it says..!

well you can either read the following now or wait until bobby reposts it in a week and read it then

‘We did not know that child abuse was a crime,’ says retired Catholic archbishop

where did he get all that money from? if he got it from the church than that is way too fucked up

How the hell did he not know child abuse was a crime? That's like waking up one day and thinking "what the fuck is this thing on the end of my arm‽"

probably a choir boy

badum-tssh

actually, did anyone spot this awesome comment in the article:

roger wrote:prisoner: father forgive me for I have sinned, I raped a little girl...
priest: I do hope that you didn't use a condom!

sorry!

yeah i saw it...

that wasn't aimed at just you ellie

unfortunately it did quite mildly amuse me..

Cap'n Lee wrote:that wasn't aimed at just you ellie

yeah i know! lol :S

That Russian guy is my hero. You just cannot beat his logic.

Goodness me.

It's Towel Day!!

Clicky!!

(I saw this on Slashdot so I'm posting it under news)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/may/28/john-butterfill-mps-expenses

what a star john butterfill is, is it just me or are the torys an actual stereotype of themselves?

i would try and defend him but i meen come on! thats just rediculouse.
The whole thing about this "them stealing our hard earnd cash has pissed me off from the start. The point of these expenses is so mps can aford to have a second home down in london to live in when parlements in sesion, the idea behind it so people who arnt tory toffs with slaves can als aford to be mps. They wer told to use all their expenses up as it formed part of their pay... so in esance their told we will give you a free house + fittings and some of them Still managed to fuck it up!

also its probably due to the media picking wich articles to release but yes they do seem to be very sterio typical, their was a lib dem across the river from me who claimed a jar of brandston pickle on his expenses, it was a £500 jar btw.

Must have been an awesome jar of pickle. Like 'holy shit someone may have to chuck this into mount doom to destroy it' awesome.

Parg wrote:Must have been an awesome jar of pickle. Like 'holy shit someone may have to chuck this into mount of cheese samich to nom it' awesomeness.

im shur thats what you ment to say :p

Someobdy suggested to me that they should build/rent a building in Central London and turn it into an apartment block. Then the MPs can live there while they're in parliament once or twice a week.

any one know what happens when they get voted out/retire? do they get to keep their house? That would seem to be a rather easy way to get a house (get voted in in the midle of butfuck nowhere, get a house in london, retire keep house and get a job in london that you wanted in the first place)

The Amazing Fletch wrote:Someobdy suggested to me that they should build/rent a building in Central London and turn it into an apartment block. Then the MPs can live there while they're in parliament once or twice a week.

it would be dying to be fire bombed!