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    Post by NotRich Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:37 pm

    What if zombies actually existed?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm
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    Post by lightowler Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:42 pm

    waaaiiiit who is this riky H taking intrest in oviously the bigest threat we will ever face as a race and what have you done with ors?

    also
    My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever
    nope you just ned up with a bity head
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:52 pm

    they also don't follow the George Romero rules, I read the paper yesterday, they assume that people are infected directly from bites and that anyone who dies from other means remain dead.

    And Bobby's right, decapitation just makes it a much lesser threat than with arms and legs.
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    Post by MidlandsDan Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:14 pm

    So they wasted Canadian tax money on some geekfest to try and be funny?
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:27 pm

    RTFA
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    Post by NotRich Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:10 pm

    WWJD
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    Post by MidlandsDan Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:12 pm

    "But there is a serious side to the work.

    In some respects, a zombie "plague" resembles a lethal rapidly-spreading infection."

    How about doing a mathematical model of a lethal rapidly-spreading infection...which would in ALL respects resemble a lethal rapidly-spreading infection?
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:25 pm

    this was worked on mainly by mathematics students, what's wrong with having them do their work on something they will enjoy. it also benefits the students in getting their work out there, most people would not have heard of their work otherwise.
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    Post by Steff Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:09 pm

    NotRich wrote:WWJD

    WWHRD
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    Post by MidlandsDan Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:16 pm

    Cap'n Lee wrote:this was worked on mainly by mathematics students, what's wrong with having them do their work on something they will enjoy. it also benefits the students in getting their work out there, most people would not have heard of their work otherwise.

    Hmmm I dunno...maybe...I dunno...
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:41 am

    Steff wrote:
    NotRich wrote:WWJD

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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:36 pm

    So WWHRD doesn't refer to Harry Redknap?
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    Post by NotRich Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:25 pm

    Oh dear. British tourist locked in French town hall overnight.

    Leaves note saying:
    "'Je suis fermer ici. Est ce possible moi la porte ouvrir?' (I am to close here. Is it possible me the door to open?)"

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8218069.stm
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    Post by Foxxe Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:27 pm

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    Post by Cap'n Lee Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:04 pm

    it's legal to sell porn to kids, wooh to technicalities!

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6808592.ece
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    Post by Parg Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:08 pm

    WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:11 pm

    I heard that on the news. I just wish I had a child so I could send him to the shops for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and a copy of Manhunt.
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:19 am

    The Amazing Fletch wrote:I heard that on the news. I just wish I had a child so I could send him to the shops for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and a ... Mancunt.

    no, men have penises

    (well, one each)
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:54 am

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    Sure about that?
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    Post by NotRich Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:56 am

    A+ Fletch

    Outstanding.
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    Post by Steff Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:16 am

    HOLY SHIT I JUST NOTICED....'SEMENYA'
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:38 am

    Not one reppage for that photo...
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:39 am

    rep whore!

    averaging it out though, i don't think (s)he makes much difference to "1 per male" it's now like 0.999999999999* per man
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    Post by Steff Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:56 pm

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    Post by lightowler Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:28 pm

    the 30 cm long penis of a Lego giraffe.

    The penis is made out of 15,000 Lego bricks. It takes model workers about one week to restore the long-necked animal's manhood at a cost of 3,000 euros (2,600 pounds), the spokeswoman said.

    2 nd a half grand for a 30 cm dick!!! The fuck?

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