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    Post by Cap'n Lee Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:29 pm

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    not nearly as funny as child abuse. this advert cracks me up every time.
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:03 pm

    What has eight legs and makes women scream?
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:06 pm

    chipendales

    pheww... saved that one
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    Post by Steff Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:02 pm

    gang rape?
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:57 am

    you suck, steff
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    Post by Steff Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:54 pm

    I guess I got it right then. Alternate answer: spiders.
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    Post by scottus86 Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:51 am

    After seeing the diet coke ad, i thought it was fine to ride my bike around the supermarket, apparently not.

    http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=148024187
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:47 am

    It was a shit advert anyway.
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    Post by sarahmay Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:18 am

    i think i might start writing complaint letters to the ASA just to see if any of them make the news..
    i saw the undated 20p thing in the news http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6605549.ece i could quite do with £50 Sad
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    Post by iamemmao Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:11 am

    I'm going to be checking every 20p now!! £50 for 20p... thats a good deal...
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:40 am

    That part about ebay. That's probably some crafty bastard trying to do you out of 50 quid. No date on the head side, but I won't tell you if thereis one of the tails side.
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    Post by sarahmay Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:08 am

    it sounds pretty clever to me - the ebay guy. like the guy who sold his imaginary friend!
    none of my 20ps are dateless, gutted!
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:27 pm

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    Post by Steff Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:09 pm

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    Post by lightowler Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:05 pm

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    Post by scottus86 Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:42 pm

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8141069.stm

    this guy cracks me up, untill I relise he's being serious.
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:12 pm

    "i didn't say anything about murdering at sea" - pretty sure you did mate, in the whole lifeboat scenario, they'd keep bloody going you tit
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    Post by lightowler Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:10 pm

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm

    tl;dr

    woman gets asbo then finned for breaking asbo in relation to exsesivly loud sex
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    Post by Steff Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:13 pm

    lightowler wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm

    tl;dr

    woman gets asbo then finned for breaking asbo in relation to exsesivly loud sex

    Heard that a while ago (The news story, not the woman). How loud do you have to be to get an asbo!? D:
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:12 pm

    Ask your Mum.

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    Post by Steff Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:06 am

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    Post by Peeky Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:32 am

    fucking mega zing
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    Post by Jess Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:25 am

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    Post by Cap'n Lee Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:05 am

    awwwwww
    he looks so upset too
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    Post by lightowler Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:07 am

    the metro wrote:Smokey the chihuahua will be staying well away from family barbeques from now on after getting this fork stuck in his brain in a freak accident.
    After two days on the run, he was found and was operated on by vets in Kentucky, US. They say he should recover fully.

    but how do you remove a Fork froms somethings Brain!!! stupid short new article. pluss epic amounts a awwww

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