Funny/Abstract/Strange/Different news stories.

ahahaha yeah all the MPs in one place, kind of a bit of a target... the security would be through the roof these days, probably have some "terrorist threat" every other week

meh, you could just as easily say that about downing street

Never thought of that.

Downing Street's security is pretty tight by the looks of things.

by the looks of things, through your rifle scope?

Last time I was near Downing Street there was a load of roadworks and whatnot. It confuses me because I don't think I've ever seen a vehicle drive on Downing Street and photographists cannot be that heavy.

haha rep

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8079205.stm

whaaayyy god damn time

didn't an MP claim money back for giving to charity? LOL

as far as the adult film thing goes, i'm really curious as to what it was. It is only ever referred to as 'an adult film'. i'm pretty sure that means they're referring to any old 18 rated film, they would jump at the chance to refer to the film as pornographic if they could get away with it, so i think they're just intentionally letting peoples minds wander as to what adult film would mean.

she tryed to ban any cartoons with reviling clothing (not just drawn pawn but that manga stuff with swods and stuff) because you can prove how old a cartoon character is /o\

and its still anoying me how the papers are putting mps who said
"can I kill the moles in my lawn with my expense account" at wich point they wer alowed so did it, to the people who bourght houses, did them up, sold them all as thier "second home" then claimed it was their first home and payed not capital gains on it. thats just strait out fraud

and they should be dealt with as criminals for it

as for the cartoons thing, it would also have made watchmen illegal she wanted to not allow children to be present while other characters had sex. to be honest, I don't expect politicians to know every previous work or such. It all looked good on paper, but when announced, people got rightly defensive because it would hurt the comic industry.

japan has quite the system of loopholes that are used to allow kids in porny anime. one trick is to include a system of actors, so natsume fujitsu is an 18 year old actress that in this particular comic is playing a 12 year old girl etc etc, kind of like hollyoaks

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8084086.stm

tl:dr, ukip voters are to stupid to unfold a bit of papper

Oh, get to fuck you idiots. Bloody hell

i think it's fair that they'd kick up a stink about it. i wouldn't like to think that was intentional, i imagine there'd be an advantage to being first or last on the ballot, for example.

its alphabetical. also in the news THE MOTHER FUCKING ALAN SUGAR COMES TO TOWN

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8085254.stm

Cap'n Lee wrote:i think it's fair that they'd kick up a stink about it. i wouldn't like to think that was intentional, i imagine there'd be an advantage to being first or last on the ballot, for example.

To be fair, while there must be an advantage/disadvantage to where you are on the paper, if people really wanted to vote UKIP they'd have made that decision already surely? I don't think many people make their mind up last second. I hope not anyway!

lightowler wrote:its alphabetical. also in the news THE MOTHER FUCKING ALAN SUGAR COMES TO TOWN

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8085254.stm

right, let's start the aardvark party!

Alan Sugar is a don

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8092942.stm

thats pretty unfortunate.

HAHA, unlucky... i guesse it's kind of like your premiums coming in well under what the bank told you.... Only you responsability.

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/anti-emo-riots/

I lol'd.
The guy in the picture looks happy as hell. You'll know the one.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/leicestershire/8098062.stm

i know ifs a few days old, but fuck posting during the weekend.

this story realy astounds me, how any one can be this cuntish

What a prat! who would over take an ambulance and then slow down, it is just a really really stupid thing to do, but not only that making gestures and laughing about it, what horrible people!

This is possibly the wierdest article I've read in a long time.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-she-woke-up-with-56-stars-tattooed-on-her-face/

we were talking about this at work yesterday. we reckon she wanted it but changed her mind afterwards.

who falls asleep while having a tattoo?