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MidlandsDan- First Mate
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Its how the porters make a bit of overtime mate.
Furious D- You will take part.
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Age : 38
Location : Behind you
Happy Camel wrote:FACTOID!
Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!
Be medical and explain why. I won't understand but I want to 'know'
lightowler- Sexie AN orsume
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Age : 37
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8241509.stm
I find this link funny beacause;
A) lol pc world employes calling people stupid
B) lol people talking on facebook and thinking its private
I find this link funny beacause;
A) lol pc world employes calling people stupid
B) lol people talking on facebook and thinking its private
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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Age : 25
Location : Leeds
The Amazing Fletch- Captain
- Posts : 2316
Age : 38
Location : Somewhere hotter than you.
Yeah he just didn't give a shit about humans at all. I'd just want to pick it up and stroke it for a while.
MidlandsDan- First Mate
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Age : 34
Once a Chinese geezer named Mr Xian found a giant rat, and he yelled 'I did it! I caught a rat the size of a cat!' Brilliant quote...I had it as my signature on a forum for a while.
Jess- Deck Hand
- Posts : 288
Age : 34
Location : Aberdeen
Furious D wrote:Happy Camel wrote:FACTOID!
Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!
Be medical and explain why. I won't understand but I want to 'know'
I'm a wee bit tired, so I'm not going to give you a huge speil, but it's actually really interesting.
Someone who has had a lot of antibiotics, I'm talking like a hunner tonner IV loads, not your general oral tablet kind, can pick up C-Diff as their 'good' stomach bacteria is depleted due to the 'biotics. The C-Diff can multiply willy nilly and cause very nasty and often fatal infections. If the C-Diff is severe enough that no other treatment has worked then the best thing to do is collect a stool sample from a close family member (they will have similar stool bacteria flora) and just shove the good gut flora back in, called a fecal transplant. You have a wee naso-gastric tube going down the back of your throat to your belly and the course of treatment lasts about a week I think. The balance is restored, the C. Diff infection is 95% of the time corrected and you're cured! YAY!
(It is treated before they put it down your nose, promise )
MidlandsDan- First Mate
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Age : 34
I get on badly enough with my family without having their shit pumped down my nose.
Furious D- You will take part.
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Age : 38
Location : Behind you
Happy Camel wrote:Furious D wrote:Happy Camel wrote:FACTOID!
Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!
Be medical and explain why. I won't understand but I want to 'know'
I'm a wee bit tired, so I'm not going to give you a huge speil, but it's actually really interesting.
Someone who has had a lot of antibiotics, I'm talking like a hunner tonner IV loads, not your general oral tablet kind, can pick up C-Diff as their 'good' stomach bacteria is depleted due to the 'biotics. The C-Diff can multiply willy nilly and cause very nasty and often fatal infections. If the C-Diff is severe enough that no other treatment has worked then the best thing to do is collect a stool sample from a close family member (they will have similar stool bacteria flora) and just shove the good gut flora back in, called a fecal transplant. You have a wee naso-gastric tube going down the back of your throat to your belly and the course of treatment lasts about a week I think. The balance is restored, the C. Diff infection is 95% of the time corrected and you're cured! YAY!
(It is treated before they put it down your nose, promise )
Medical win
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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Age : 25
Location : Leeds
treated? to a fun day out to lego land windsor?
Furious D- You will take part.
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Age : 38
Location : Behind you
No, they put that chocolate sauce on that goes all hard
NotRich- Deck Hand
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Age : 40
Location : Leeds
Furious D wrote:No, they put that chocolate sauce on that goes all hard
Can't wait for the new flavours of Quality Street come Christmas time...
Furious D- You will take part.
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Age : 38
Location : Behind you
Yeah man, chocolate covered shit with a sweetcorn centre
MidlandsDan- First Mate
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Age : 34
MidlandsDan- First Mate
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Age : 34
MidlandsDan- First Mate
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Age : 34
Jess- Deck Hand
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Age : 34
Location : Aberdeen
Even the words 'sword' and 'incest' make that story look pretty menacing before I've even opened the link!
NotRich- Deck Hand
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Age : 40
Location : Leeds
Strange creature approaches kids in Panama.
Kids kill the fuck out of it with rocks.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Gollum-like_monster_emerges_from_Panama_lake&in_article_id=739578&in_page_id=2
Kids kill the fuck out of it with rocks.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Gollum-like_monster_emerges_from_Panama_lake&in_article_id=739578&in_page_id=2
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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Location : Leeds
coming soon: the daily mail version of events
youths hurl rocks at "golem-like monster"
or perhaps they'll go for
innocent children protect themselves from potential molestation
youths hurl rocks at "golem-like monster"
or perhaps they'll go for
innocent children protect themselves from potential molestation
Cap'n Lee- Captain
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Age : 25
Location : Leeds
also, this pissed me off about 10 minutes ago, time to spread the hate
http://freerangekids.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/can-you-please-come-talk-to-my-class-but-not-look-at-anyone/
http://freerangekids.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/can-you-please-come-talk-to-my-class-but-not-look-at-anyone/
elliemon- Deck Hand
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Age : 34
Location : Leeds, Yorkshire, UK
that gollum thing is well creepy.
The Amazing Fletch- Captain
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Age : 38
Location : Somewhere hotter than you.
After watching The Descent, I'm never going potholing again because of creatures like that.
scottus86- First Mate
- Posts : 526
Age : 38
Location : In your mind
Thats evolution, darn, and some silly kids killed it!
elliemon- Deck Hand
- Posts : 454
Age : 34
Location : Leeds, Yorkshire, UK
evolution is survival of the fittest and if that thing cant survive petrified children then it aint fit enough
scottus86- First Mate
- Posts : 526
Age : 38
Location : In your mind
I suppose.
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