the how are you feeling/what are you doing thread

i actually remember reading that dolphins and humans are the only species that have sex for pleasure, no idea if its true though

Dan wants to fuck a cat.

I've heard that about dolphins too. Pigs orgasm for 30 minutes!

so many jokes, none of them good.

Fletch I do have an agenda in my fact finding mission, molesting cats is not on the cards though...

As for pigs...Pierre Paolo Pasolini anyone?

MidlandsDan wrote:

I have more questions.

Do female cats generally enjoy the barbs or not?

It doesn't sound too pleasant but then they have evolved into it so maybe they are kinky. It might sound ridiculous to some that they would not enjoy something which for them is natural, but bear in mind that insects eat eachother after mating.

Haha, kinky

It doesn't seem like they enjoy it to me. Quote from one of my textbooks: "during intromission the queen often emits a cry and attempts to end mating by rolling, turning and striking at the male". To me that's the poor cat going "oww, get off me you bastard!"
I don't imagine the barbs would feel very nice to be quite honest; cats aren't an animal that are considered to have sex for pleasure. I feel sorry for the female!

Katie wrote:

MidlandsDan wrote:

I have more questions.

Do female cats generally enjoy the barbs or not?

It doesn't sound too pleasant but then they have evolved into it so maybe they are kinky. It might sound ridiculous to some that they would not enjoy something which for them is natural, but bear in mind that insects eat eachother after mating.

Haha, kinky

It doesn't seem like they enjoy it to me. Quote from one of my textbooks: "during intromission the queen often emits a cry and attempts to end mating by rolling, turning and striking at the male". To me that's the poor cat going "oww, get off me you bastard!"
I don't imagine the barbs would feel very nice to be quite honest; cats aren't an animal that are considered to have sex for pleasure. I feel sorry for the female!

Thanks for the info.

There we go, yet another reason why DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!

Get in.

I fucking hate cats, the only good cat is a cat filled with lead.

Wreckless Jake wrote:I fucking hate cats, the only good cat is a cat filled with lead.

Go and die.

i always wanted a cat, theyre pretty independant compared to dogs and theyre funnier too, dogs are still cool though

in other news i wen fishing today and actually caught a decent amount of fish as opposed to last time where i caught fuck all

Today i got my festi supplys, argh!

I thought it was cool when I was sat in my parents garden and their neighbours cat came and jumped up on my lap. Yeah it was cute.

Animals can sense that I am a nice guy, unfortunately most humans do not have that ability it seems.

weren't you listening?

Katie wrote:

Wreckless Jake wrote:I fucking hate cats, the only good cat is a cat filled with lead.

Go and die.

Sorry, I shouldnt have said that.

that was well harsh from katie, that deserved an apologkatie (doesn't really work)

Cap'n Lee wrote:that was well harsh from katie, that deserved an apologkatie (doesn't really work)

Never

he should just be lucky he got away with his laptop intact

It'd have got a full bottle, not just a glass.

today, i had a chat with Tomas Kalnoky, and am subsequently playing sax for Streetlight Manifesto at Reading festival.

fucking hell yes!

Holy shit I'm jealous.

How come you're playing? Are some of them not able to make it over here?

jim can't make it for the first day, not sure why though

Christ you lucky bastard.

But how did you get picked to replace conti? had kalnoky heard of you or something?

He's known in all the boroughs.

i played sax for SB6 on the Reel Big Fish/Streetlight tour last year, and due to the complete bastardness of the promoters, we were forced to share extremely close quarters with them, haha.

so they known me from then, plus, I've booked them in manchester a few times.
om nom nom nom.

i'm 3 songs down, 6 to go in the learning stakes, and it's only 10:20
huzzah

Ah, Jim Conti.

I'm feeling good today, as this is PAYDAY!
Now to blow it all on drugs, hookers and small furry animals.

well so far this morning iv done a 240 mile round trip and eaten most of a roulard, feal sick and pised off from far to much driving, basical getting up at 5,30 to drive all the way to durham just to call a site forum a cunt Suck Balls