Funny/Abstract/Strange/Different news stories.

The earthquake in Chile made the days shorter!

So does this mean we can get 12 hour days if we move enough mass somewhere?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2747979/Lad-ripped-his-scrotum-off.html

Oh what a come down that must have been.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm


Man asaults police with penis

hahahahahahahahaha

i found this story fascinating

Red-Shirt Protesters in Thailand

Those protesters are way hardcore. And just a little bit creepy.

lightowler wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm


Man asaults police with penis

hahahahahahahahaha

this bit made me laugh the most

da news wrote:forcing her to take evasive action

maybe she did a barrel roll

On top of that, a group of Jedi knights blocked the door to prevent him from escaping, along with The Flash

Oh god, this is a brilliant movie idea right here.

bobby, have a bit of fun with this

http://speechbreaker.co.uk/

http://the-sun-lies.blogspot.com/ not much of a story, more of someone on the interwebz being awesome.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/may/20/mick-jagger-drugs-isle-man

This would certainly help the islands tourist industry!

is it too late to vote for mick jagger in the general election?

the whole transcript is here, it's worth a read.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/jersey/hi/people_and_places/nature/newsid_8762000/8762217.stm


baiting katie to post with a cool story about a cat (she likes cats dont you know)




ed: added picture to be better at posting

wananananananananana

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

Quite an interesting read, actually. Although if it was 1st April I wouldn't believe a word of it.

I only happened on the article cos im a big fan of the band, the two main musiscians (dan popplewell and sophia churney) were in a band called ooberman in the late 90s/early 2000s. I was a huge fan, and stumbled on the new project, and the page ahad a link to the article. its basolutely genius, and the albums amazing, though doubtl;ess not to everyone on this board's taste.

this guy is a hero
his name is so appropriate, yeah he might get pissed out of his head... but he gets results!!!

While we're on the subject of being drunk:

what a guy

http://www.theage.com.au/national/unwanted-penis-tattooed-on-mans-back-20101026-171dt.html

man tattooed a 40cm cock on his friends back, friend not impressed.