Funny/Abstract/Strange/Different news stories.

lightowler wrote:

the 30 cm long penis of a Lego giraffe.

The penis is made out of 15,000 Lego bricks. It takes model workers about one week to restore the long-necked animal's manhood at a cost of 3,000 euros (2,600 pounds), the spokeswoman said.

2 nd a half grand for a 30 cm dick!!! The fuck?

15,000 bricks and only 30cms long? That's some serious girth going on there.

i gave you some reppage fletch dont be sad

I knew someone would do that. :/

They corrected the news story I linked earlier, it was actually a stolen tail.

lightowler wrote:2 nd a half grand for a 30 cm dick!!! The fuck?

I know, I charge way less than that for double the size!

...I did wonder why an innocent Lego giraffe model at presumably family orientated visitor attraction would have some sort of mega penis!

Parg wrote:WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

repped for getting that image to the top of the page again

and now im hungry

Why has someone jizzed in the bacone?

lolz.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Fathers-outrage-pornographic-Haribo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html#ixzz0PPMMAaWX

The lime is definitely thinking dirty thoughts.

God damn those pictures turned me on.


Anyway http://newsarse.com/2009/08/cockney-violence-marred-by-footballing-outbreak/

i just tried to read that last news story but boy is it confusing! i have no idea what happened - maybe i'll try read it again...

a riot type things was ruined by a football match? idgi! haha

Never mind just post pics of wine gums so I can get my fix.

'As a reward for his embarrassing predicament we helped him to achieve his quest by allowing him access to the ladies.'

That geezer is James Bond.

Good for you mate, I'll lash some extra mint sauce on in your honour.

not quite a news story, but at a pub near us there's sign int window:

missing: Kitten. black collar with green eyes on it.
called psycho.

(it's a bit of an odd pub)

ba-ba wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2009/sep/01/express-ant-dec-headline-error

Gutted I didn't see that when I was putting the news out in work!

them two have been popping up a lot in the news for, from what I gather, no good reason.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09246/995333-100.stm

heres one with a little twist.

is it possible to rape a guy? i mean, not including buggery

If you didn't want to have sex with someone and they said 'Have sex with me or I'll burn you', I think that counts

but how can you have sex with a guy if he isn't in a state of arousal

unless he had a thing for being burned

kill him then wait for the rigor mortis

How involuntary can an erection be?

Does the penis simply react to physical arousal, or must the mental attitude allow it to become erect also?

I would imagine that she managed to make him "get it up" without him really wanting to.