the how are you feeling/what are you doing thread

so we've established that they aren't from keighley?
cheers

Watching a documentary on the porn industry. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mngvp/Hardcore_Profits_Episode_2/

You should watch it, and the first episode also...pretty horrendous stuff. (does start out a bit slow each time)

MidlandsDan wrote:Watching a documentary on the porn industry. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mngvp/Hardcore_Profits_Episode_2/

You should watch it, and the first episode also...pretty horrendous stuff. (does start out a bit slow each time)

NSFW guys...NSFW!

Anyway, got my head shaved today, number one all over, usually only get a #2 and I noticed how extreme my scalp psoriasis is, I look like a fucking lepper. This T-gel shit doesen't do bugger all, so, Happy Camel, you got any remedies?

Pump yourself full of poo, it might not work, but it'd be funny to watch.

If all else fails I guess you could go on a sunbed for a few minutes. You might get cancer, but then I suppose the psoriasis wouldn't seem that bad!

If you can't joke about cancer what can you joke about?

I've just done a full system restore on my desktop PC and instead of adding all of the bloatware it just installed windows. Win!

It does take a long time to get everything how I want it though.

feeling like utter shite today, worse than yesterday, bleurgh

Just had some quality samosas. Mouth burning, eyes watering, dick dripping. Plus had the Simpsons to watch.

Homers voice is funny.

Samosas are the shiznit. I always order them when I have indian food.

Yeah these were spicy as fuck too mate, was supposed to fry em or some shit but fuck all that just banged em in the oven.

Samosa's and onion Bhaji's are great.

Samosas are amazing, I always buy one from this dodgy shop down the road from me... well spicy, but goooood!

Today is great, the sun is shining, I had an amazing sleep, and my flat mate took me to morrisons and bought me food Debating now whether or not to go for a swim....

you so live in kirkstall! ....?

Nope! Good guess though, I used to live in Kirkstall!

it was the combination morrisons/dodgy shop selling samosas/swimming pool. it all pointed to the crossroads

True.... once apon a time I used to go to that morrisons/swimming pool... But I've taken my shopping and swimming elsewhere now, and discovered a dodgy shop that sells samosas along the way

im stuck in trafic around edenburg, shit is not awesome , on the other hand found ma mobile internet stick so POKET FULL OF INTRANET

A journey of discovery, wtftm.

Lost the key to my mail box. Hahahahaha where the fuck is that crafty fucking dipshit hiding?

Noone is talking to me. Perhaps they are planning a suprise party for me tonight. But how will they know where to find me? Best take my phone.

Also my dealer is arsing me about.

And lightowler doesn't that shit cost a fat wedge?

£10 a month, 3meg speed 4gig dl limit, not to bad

If I traveled a lot I would definitely get one of those dongle things. I'm in work, just finished watching a couple of episodes of battlestar (we started from the beginning again) and I fucking love it!

lightowler wrote:£10 a month, 3meg speed 4gig dl limit, not to bad

Who's that with?

t-mobile, i was on a £15 for 1mgbit, 1 gig dl limit then lost the damn thing, went into the shop and had a nice chat with the lady and my replacement tarif was Much better, happy days

lightowler wrote: POKET FULL OF INTRANET

I've got a pocket full of kryptonite

i cannot read the titles of threads*. that is all.

* to be fair i was at the bottom of the page

Reel Big Moose wrote:

lightowler wrote: POKET FULL OF INTRANET

I've got a pocket full of kryptonite

I have a pocket full of old recipts.