The film thread

The Amazing Fletch wrote:I watched it the other day too. Actually pretty good, although I did feel that it was a trifle unneccesary to see his willy all the time.

Speaking of which watching Bronson revealed to me that I have a bigger willy that Tom Hardy. But I'm sure he doesn't give a shit.

Anyone here like the old Tartan Asia films? Of late have been watching Three Extremes, R-Point, A Bittersweet Life, and I'll be checking Takeshi Mike's Audition round my mates.

it was much bigger than in the comics, made more sense, if i was going to create my own body, i don't think i'd have stopped where he did. it'd be my main superpower, thwacking criminals and commies with my massive schlong of justice! and it could fly.

Yeah I like the Tartan Asia films. The Audition being my favourite. I think I've already mentioned it round here somewhere.

Cap'n Lee wrote:it was much bigger than in the comics, made more sense, if i was going to create my own body, i don't think i'd have stopped where he did. it'd be my main superpower, thwacking criminals and commies with my massive schlong of justice! and it could fly.

It would not be a hit with the ladies if it was some enormous freak thing.

Isn't there a film like that? Giant tentacle penises (penii?).

MidlandsDan wrote:

Cap'n Lee wrote:it was much bigger than in the comics, made more sense, if i was going to create my own body, i don't think i'd have stopped where he did. it'd be my main superpower, thwacking criminals and commies with my massive schlong of justice! and it could fly.

It would not be a hit with the ladies if it was some enormous freak thing.

i'm already a bigger hit with the ladies than peter sutcliffe's hammer!

I bet your not quite the hit with the ladies as this guy.

Cap'n Lee wrote:it was much bigger than in the comics, made more sense, if i was going to create my own body, i don't think i'd have stopped where he did. it'd be my main superpower, thwacking criminals and commies with my massive schlong of justice! and it could fly.

Lee made a funny! reppage!!!

just ur penis could fly?

imagine me being dragged through the sky by my cock!

now stop imagining it, pervert!

and to think i actually repped and encouraged you

well I thought it was funny... therefore it was! you're in the wrong, Dave.

geek.

Get a room

Just got back from watching Harry Potter.... was well disappointing!

the acrtess who plays ginnie cannot act at all

Agreed! I enjoyed the film apart from every scene where Ginnie was present. The mince pie and shoelaces scenes both made me want to DIE on the spot.

On another filmy note, I just bought the Hunchback of Notre Dame from Tesco for £4!

Awesome film

just bought hook for £2. childhood favorite

+1 for that. Hook is an ace film... where did you buy it from? I might just have to find a copy myself! I had it on tape many moons ago...

I had a copy of Hook on video and on the inside of the tape case was an embossed hook. Nice touch.

I need to buy more DVDs really... all I have is a Peep Show box set and Stand By Me.

I might just have to hunt through some bargain bins

amozons recomended list is prety awesome, sice it throws up all the offers first. I got several dvds that i kinda wanted for like £3 thats well worth it for okayish films in my book

I got hook in ASDA it's on offer for £2!! Along with a load of other Dvds. a few good finds

iamemmao wrote:I need to buy more DVDs really... all I have is a Peep Show box set and Stand By Me.

I might just have to hunt through some bargain bins

i'm currently trying to get rid of all of my dvds, i'm ripping them all to DeathNAS so i can play them all on my wii and pc. sold my league of gentlemen box set for a tenner.

Are you getting rid of them for free?