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    Wreckless Jake
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    Post by Wreckless Jake Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:15 am

    Go to Omegle (click) and repost some of the hillarious convos. Its brilliant for 'paedo baiting'.

    Stranger: m/f?
    You: F
    Stranger: form where?
    Stranger: from
    Stranger: ..
    You: I;m from the US
    You: :p
    Stranger: ic
    You: Pardon
    Stranger: im somewhere in asia..
    Stranger: hehe
    You: Oh hehe my dad lives in Asia
    Stranger: oh thats nice
    Stranger: were in asia?
    You: Oh somewhere I can't rememeber :p
    Stranger: ic
    Stranger: u know manila?
    You: Yes! My Auntie lives there
    Stranger: really?
    Stranger: are u a filipina?
    You: Well I'm part filipina
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: Well I'm 16
    Stranger: ic
    Stranger: im 19
    You: Ooo
    You: :p
    You: You like Asian pussy?
    Stranger: nahh..
    Stranger: y did u ask that kind of question?
    You: Well I'm going to manila for a holiday soon
    You: And I want to f*ck a boy there
    Stranger: o really
    Stranger: thats nice
    You: Well, I dunno XD
    Stranger: lets keep in touch
    You: Maybe we could meet up?
    You: Do you wanna see a pic?
    Stranger: sure
    You: http://cache.gawker.com/images/2006/04/asian%20girls%203.jpg
    You: I'm on the right XD
    Stranger: do u have a fb?
    You: That's a pic of me
    You: from christmas party :p
    You: Whats your fb, honey?
    Stranger: the one on the left or right?
    Stranger: u 1st
    You: I'm on the Righ XD
    You: Tell me yours honey
    You: So I can add you please
    You: :p
    Stranger: jcbska@yahoo.com is my email
    Stranger: just check it
    Stranger: u look hot on the pic
    Stranger: u dont look like a 16 yrs old girl
    Stranger: hehe
    You: Hehe, well I'm actually younger sorry
    You: I look older for my age
    You: But I tell most people I'm 18
    You: XD
    You: I'm actually 15
    Stranger: ic
    You: But dont tell anyone
    Stranger: do u have other pix?

    Stranger: ok
    You: I will send some more to you in Email?
    You: Do you still wanna have sex when I come to manilla?
    You: Becuase I can email you my address
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: can i call u know?
    You: sure
    You: I dont mind
    Stranger: wats ur number?
    You: Stop right there son
    You: I'm working with the FBI as a internet liason officer
    You: You're in a lot of trouble
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: ok
    You: We have tracked your ip address and have contacted the manilla governement
    Stranger: really
    You: I wouldn't laugh son
    Stranger: olryt
    Stranger: Smile)

    You: Admitting to wanting to have sex with a 15 year old girl is illegal
    You: And you will be prosecuted
    Stranger: well im just a 14 yr old bou
    Stranger: npy
    Stranger: boy
    Stranger: haha
    You: Dont lie my friend
    You: We know who you are
    You: And you're going to be behind bars for a very long time sir.
    You: You may think this is a joke, but withing the next 3 days, officers from the manilla government will be sent to your house.
    You: We have been using Omegle for some time now to track down paedophiles
    You: Sorry buddy, but you're going to go to prison
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: see you in jail
    Stranger: haha
    You: Anything you say that might help your case
    You: Sir, you won't be seeing me in Jail
    You: But you will be seeing a lot of burly men
    Stranger: whats my name
    You: Janelle
    Stranger: then
    You: Mr. Janelle Bernardo
    Stranger: haha thats my friends email address u asshole
    Stranger: haha
    You: Good
    You: We have contacted him
    Stranger: really
    Stranger: Smile)

    You: And he has been to told to comply and give up your name
    You: Yes really
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: wats my name
    You: Listen up you f*cking paedohphile prick, I'm not giving you anymore slack, rot in jail
    You: We know your name
    You: And we don't have to disclose it
    Stranger: then wats my name?
    Stranger: haha
    You: We don't have to disclose it at all
    Stranger: loser
    Stranger: loser
    Stranger: u dont know my name
    Stranger: haha
    You: Haha sir I believe I do
    Stranger: then prove it to me
    You: I don't have to say anything to you anymore, your friend has been contacted we're awaiting a reply.
    Stranger: har har har
    Stranger: huhu.. im scared..
    Stranger: haha
    You: I have already managed to get someone in Norway imprisoned today
    You: You're next on the list
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: ill wait
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: bla bla bla
    Stranger: im so scared..
    Stranger: sucker!!
    Stranger: haha
    You: Haha
    You: Indeed, you should be scared

    This second one some of the links are NSFW EDIT: Removed the links.

    Stranger: hii
    You: Hello
    Stranger: whats going on
    You: Not a lot, I broke up with my bf about 10 minutes ago Sad
    Stranger: ohh sorru
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: but why?
    You: It's alright he had a small penis anyway
    Stranger: then its ok
    Stranger: then he cant fulfill ur needs
    You: I need a big cock to fulfill mine, alright hehehe :p
    Stranger: try mine 10'
    You: :O
    You: Wow
    You: Where do you live :p:P
    Stranger: india
    Stranger: u?
    You: Omg, my dad lives in India
    Stranger: u?
    You: I;m going there in a week for holiday
    You: I live in America XD
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: then v should meet
    You: Wanna see a pic of me?
    Stranger: ya
    You: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/i/meeerjj.jpg/
    You: :p I think I look ugly Sad
    Stranger: just a sec
    Stranger: so cute
    Stranger: i love u
    You: Oh thanks :p, thats really nice
    You: Can I tell you somethin
    Stranger: ya
    You: I'm really hungry for cock
    You: But I'm 15, so if we meet up would you still f*ck me?
    You: I really want to f*ck a 10 inch penis from a hot indian guy Sad
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: why not
    You: Oh great XD
    You: Do you have facebook?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: can i see ur more pic?
    You: Awesome what's your name honey, I can add you and we can meet up :p
    You: On my facebook I have lots of pics Honey:P
    Stranger: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000088004363
    You: Oh wow, is that you?
    You: You looks sexy honey
    Stranger: u dont look 15
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: thanks
    You: Well I look old for my age :p
    You: I tell most people I'm 18
    You: But I though I;d let you knwo :p
    Stranger: send request
    You: Ok I will :p, but you're sure you will f*ck me even if I'm 15, you dont mind?
    Stranger: no coz sex depend on need not on age
    You: Oh great Very Happy
    You: Just one more thing I gotta tell you
    Stranger: ?
    You: I'm working with the FBI, tracking down Paedophiles over the internet
    You: We have your IP address, and have contacted the Indian government
    Stranger: f*ck ur mother
    You: Sir, Agents will be despatched to your house withing the next week
    You: Do not attempt to flee the country
    Stranger: f*ck ur as hole
    You: Or you will be prosecuted
    You: Sorry sir, you're now a listed Paedophile
    Stranger: suck ur ass
    You: Sir, you're only making it worse for yourself
    Stranger: suck my dick
    You: You may have to be deported to America
    You: And go to prison there.
    Stranger: suck my dick
    Stranger: f*ck ur mother
    You: Sir, calm down. All of this is going on record
    Stranger: i'll cum there n f*ck ur mother
    You: I have notified the the indian government sir
    Stranger: ur ass hole to
    You: We have authorisation to arrest you
    Stranger: no prob
    Stranger: cum here so i can f*ck u
    You: On account of Paedophilia
    Stranger: cum if have guts
    You: Sir, you do realise I am not a 15 year old girl.
    Stranger: no prob
    You: I am a fully trained FBI agent
    Stranger: i can f*ck
    You: I have spent 5 years bodybuilding
    You: And I carry a rather large gun
    Stranger: then u have nice ass
    You: And if you attempt to even attack me or one of my officers
    Stranger: cum let see
    You: We will shoot you
    You: You want to see what I really look like?
    Stranger: hehehe i shoot my cum on u
    Stranger: sent
    Stranger: idiot
    You: What have you sent, sir?
    Stranger: show how u look like mother sucker
    You: Mr Ankit calm down
    Stranger: i m calm
    Stranger: i dont worry
    You: http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200805/r249138_1021778.jpg
    You: This is me and my team on call in New York
    You: And this is me in the shooting range
    You: https://imgur.com/atQJ5.jpg
    You: That is me in the shooting range
    Stranger: looking some circus team
    Stranger: hehehehe
    You: Haha, do you want to see what we did to one of the last paedophiles we tried to fight back?
    Stranger: i dont give a damm 2 u
    You: PICTURE REMOVED - GRAPHIC IMPALEMENT VICTIM
    You: There my friend
    Stranger: coz u cant even touch my hair
    You: the last f*cker that crossed our paths
    Stranger: u look like a sucker
    Stranger: i think u r a callboy
    You: Good, I hope you put up a fight so when we arrest you I can kill you, you piece of sh*t
    You: PICTURE REMOVED - GRAPHIC SHARK ATTACK VICTIM IMAGE
    You: That;s what happens when we throw a suspect in the sea
    Stranger: try on ur self coz if u cum here then ur deadbody will go back 4m hee
    You: Ha, what are you going to do?
    You: You puny f*ck
    You: There is going to be 10 FBI agents
    You: Against you
    You: I'll just blow your motherf*cking brains out, you f*cking creep
    Stranger: i'll send there body to white house
    You: Haha, bring it on you piece of sh*t
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    This is epic.
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    Post by lightowler Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:15 am

    oooh i remeber omegle, is it still just full of something awfle/chan trolling each other?
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    Post by Wreckless Jake Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:16 pm

    No, its full of retards, I got some guy shitting himself earlier, should see this one:

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: m or f
    You: F
    Stranger: age?
    You: 15
    Stranger: you're a bit too young
    You: Why?
    You: It's not like I haven't f*cked before
    Stranger: im 18
    You: So
    Stranger: so you have?
    You: I f*cked people older than that
    Stranger: so that means you wont mind if i ask you something sex related?
    You: Go ahead
    Stranger: are you horny and have a webcam?
    You: I have a picture of me first if you want to see before you add me :p
    Stranger: sure
    You: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/i/meeerjj.jpg/
    You: I think I look ugly
    You: Sad
    Stranger: ill be the judge of that
    Stranger: you are too hot
    You: Really?
    Stranger: you're only 15?
    You: Yes :p
    Stranger: wow
    You: I know
    Stranger: you look older
    You: I look older for my age
    Stranger: so do you have msn?
    You: Yes I do, what's yours!
    Stranger: g00df311a@yahoo.com
    You: Thanks
    You: I just gotta check something
    You: B a minute
    Stranger: ok
    You: Bakc honey
    Stranger: welcome back
    You: Or should I say Karyl
    Stranger: wait
    Stranger: how did you know my name?
    You: Well here's the deal
    You: I work with the internet sex offenders control office
    You: We operate worldwide
    You: And have complied with many different governments
    Stranger: where do I live?
    You: Houston Texas
    Stranger: what school did I go to?
    You: Hightower High School sir
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I was pretty fucking goodd in that one.
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    Post by MidlandsDan Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:40 am

    Jake I think what you did was some weak shit, but I went on there just now and it started well:

    Stranger: hey
    You: Heads or tails?
    Stranger: heads
    You: YES
    You: FUCKING YES
    Stranger: omg
    You: I love you.
    Stranger: i love u2
    You: Thankyou so much
    You: Heads was the answer I needed!
    Stranger: you are welcome so much!!
    Stranger: omggg
    You: You have made such a difference to my life.
    You: A complete stranger.
    Stranger: omgg
    Stranger: Smile
    Stranger: wat did i pick
    You: "Tails" would have destroyed me
    You: Heads meant I am free to do what I want
    You: With no fear
    You: Tails would have imprisoned me in paranoia and a lack of faith
    You: 100 days man
    You: This is the first.
    You: And there is no need to be afraid.
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: im lonely fix it
    You: You can fix it yourself.
    You: Reach out.

    after he told me about how he was a 'young hot gay guy who needed to party' , it ended badly when we got down to the nitty gritty:

    You: Boston?
    Stranger: close 2 it yes
    You: Ah
    You: so you know the Dropkick Murphys
    You: and other Boston greats
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: i hate them
    You: What
    You: Why?
    Stranger: they suck omg..
    Stranger: its ugly
    You: Fucking hell son.
    You: This is blasphemy.
    Stranger: WAHT
    Stranger: ur blasphemy
    You: Sort yourself out.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Oh yeah Jake if you are reading this, I tried to sell him the book but it was a no go...I guess he wasn't born to be enlightened.
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:36 pm

    There's an XKCD comic in there waiting to get out, I'm sure.
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    Post by lightowler Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:28 pm

    im prety shur he did one on it
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    Post by MidlandsDan Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:43 pm

    Fuck me running. What a waste of time.

    As you can tell I was off my face last night.

    Ended up planning to invade USA with some Candian bloke as well.
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    Post by Kristoff Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:35 pm

    You: hullo
    Stranger: hello there
    You: Is it bad, that I'm getting into "Domino Day 2009"?
    You: where they're knocking over about just shy of 5million dominoes
    Stranger: what is it?
    You: see above
    You: it's an annual record attempt by some crazy Dutch bloke
    You: if you're in the UK, it's on Channel five now
    Stranger: im not
    Stranger: =)
    You: you're missing out, hahah
    You: now some fit lass is putting dominoes up, in a tank of water
    Stranger: nice Very Happy
    You: so, you 'merican? (rough guess, most on here are)
    Stranger: im swedish
    You: heheh, one of the few non 'mericans =]
    You: having a nice day?
    Stranger: sure enough =)
    Stranger: dreamt that a pizza shop near me thats been closed awhile reopened
    Stranger: and they did today
    Stranger: that was freaky
    You: Surprised
    You: you should learn how to predeict far more interesting things
    Stranger: well
    You: like the euromillions lottery numbers
    Stranger: i also dreamt i was starring in an amateur porn video with a really hot girl and got 25000 dollars for it
    Stranger: so who knows Very Happy
    You: :O
    You: I need to be a pornstar, i need to get laid, been far too long
    You: (N)
    Stranger: pornstar would be a pretty fun occupation i guess
    You: probably not, I've seen documentarys where they've spoken to porn stars
    You: anal douching
    You: shaving your balls
    You: no thanks
    You: i once shaved my nutsack, worst.month.ever
    Stranger: i shave em
    Stranger: its easy
    You: it's the growing back bit that sucks
    You: I just stick to trimmed (Y)
    Stranger: whatever floats your boat
    Stranger: =9
    You: hahah
    You: do you want to see my cock?
    Stranger: no i got one of my own to look at thanks
    You: suit yourself
    You have disconnected.

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