Go to Omegle (click) and repost some of the hillarious convos. Its brilliant for 'paedo baiting'.
This second one some of the links are NSFW EDIT: Removed the links.
This is epic.
Stranger: m/f?
You: F
Stranger: form where?
Stranger: from
Stranger: ..
You: I;m from the US
You: :p
Stranger: ic
You: Pardon
Stranger: im somewhere in asia..
Stranger: hehe
You: Oh hehe my dad lives in Asia
Stranger: oh thats nice
Stranger: were in asia?
You: Oh somewhere I can't rememeber :p
Stranger: ic
Stranger: u know manila?
You: Yes! My Auntie lives there
Stranger: really?
Stranger: are u a filipina?
You: Well I'm part filipina
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old are u?
You: Well I'm 16
Stranger: ic
Stranger: im 19
You: Ooo
You: :p
You: You like Asian pussy?
Stranger: nahh..
Stranger: y did u ask that kind of question?
You: Well I'm going to manila for a holiday soon
You: And I want to f*ck a boy there
Stranger: o really
Stranger: thats nice
You: Well, I dunno XD
Stranger: lets keep in touch
You: Maybe we could meet up?
You: Do you wanna see a pic?
Stranger: sure
You: http://cache.gawker.com/images/2006/04/asian%20girls%203.jpg
You: I'm on the right XD
Stranger: do u have a fb?
You: That's a pic of me
You: from christmas party :p
You: Whats your fb, honey?
Stranger: the one on the left or right?
Stranger: u 1st
You: I'm on the Righ XD
You: Tell me yours honey
You: So I can add you please
You: :p
Stranger: jcbska@yahoo.com is my email
Stranger: just check it
Stranger: u look hot on the pic
Stranger: u dont look like a 16 yrs old girl
Stranger: hehe
You: Hehe, well I'm actually younger sorry
You: I look older for my age
You: But I tell most people I'm 18
You: XD
You: I'm actually 15
Stranger: ic
You: But dont tell anyone
Stranger: do u have other pix?
Stranger: ok
You: I will send some more to you in Email?
You: Do you still wanna have sex when I come to manilla?
You: Becuase I can email you my address
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can i call u know?
You: sure
You: I dont mind
Stranger: wats ur number?
You: Stop right there son
You: I'm working with the FBI as a internet liason officer
You: You're in a lot of trouble
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: We have tracked your ip address and have contacted the manilla governement
Stranger: really
You: I wouldn't laugh son
Stranger: olryt
Stranger: )
You: Admitting to wanting to have sex with a 15 year old girl is illegal
You: And you will be prosecuted
Stranger: well im just a 14 yr old bou
Stranger: npy
Stranger: boy
Stranger: haha
You: Dont lie my friend
You: We know who you are
You: And you're going to be behind bars for a very long time sir.
You: You may think this is a joke, but withing the next 3 days, officers from the manilla government will be sent to your house.
You: We have been using Omegle for some time now to track down paedophiles
You: Sorry buddy, but you're going to go to prison
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see you in jail
Stranger: haha
You: Anything you say that might help your case
You: Sir, you won't be seeing me in Jail
You: But you will be seeing a lot of burly men
Stranger: whats my name
You: Janelle
Stranger: then
You: Mr. Janelle Bernardo
Stranger: haha thats my friends email address u asshole
Stranger: haha
You: Good
You: We have contacted him
Stranger: really
Stranger: )
You: And he has been to told to comply and give up your name
You: Yes really
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wats my name
You: Listen up you f*cking paedohphile prick, I'm not giving you anymore slack, rot in jail
You: We know your name
You: And we don't have to disclose it
Stranger: then wats my name?
Stranger: haha
You: We don't have to disclose it at all
Stranger: loser
Stranger: loser
Stranger: u dont know my name
Stranger: haha
You: Haha sir I believe I do
Stranger: then prove it to me
You: I don't have to say anything to you anymore, your friend has been contacted we're awaiting a reply.
Stranger: har har har
Stranger: huhu.. im scared..
Stranger: haha
You: I have already managed to get someone in Norway imprisoned today
You: You're next on the list
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill wait
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bla bla bla
Stranger: im so scared..
Stranger: sucker!!
Stranger: haha
You: Haha
You: Indeed, you should be scared
This second one some of the links are NSFW EDIT: Removed the links.
Stranger: hii
You: Hello
Stranger: whats going on
You: Not a lot, I broke up with my bf about 10 minutes ago
Stranger: ohh sorru
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but why?
You: It's alright he had a small penis anyway
Stranger: then its ok
Stranger: then he cant fulfill ur needs
You: I need a big cock to fulfill mine, alright hehehe :p
Stranger: try mine 10'
You: :O
You: Wow
You: Where do you live :p:P
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: Omg, my dad lives in India
Stranger: u?
You: I;m going there in a week for holiday
You: I live in America XD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then v should meet
You: Wanna see a pic of me?
Stranger: ya
You: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/i/meeerjj.jpg/
You: :p I think I look ugly
Stranger: just a sec
Stranger: so cute
Stranger: i love u
You: Oh thanks :p, thats really nice
You: Can I tell you somethin
Stranger: ya
You: I'm really hungry for cock
You: But I'm 15, so if we meet up would you still f*ck me?
You: I really want to f*ck a 10 inch penis from a hot indian guy
Stranger: ya
Stranger: why not
You: Oh great XD
You: Do you have facebook?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: can i see ur more pic?
You: Awesome what's your name honey, I can add you and we can meet up :p
You: On my facebook I have lots of pics Honey:P
Stranger: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000088004363
You: Oh wow, is that you?
You: You looks sexy honey
Stranger: u dont look 15
Stranger: ya
Stranger: thanks
You: Well I look old for my age :p
You: I tell most people I'm 18
You: But I though I;d let you knwo :p
Stranger: send request
You: Ok I will :p, but you're sure you will f*ck me even if I'm 15, you dont mind?
Stranger: no coz sex depend on need not on age
You: Oh great
You: Just one more thing I gotta tell you
Stranger: ?
You: I'm working with the FBI, tracking down Paedophiles over the internet
You: We have your IP address, and have contacted the Indian government
Stranger: f*ck ur mother
You: Sir, Agents will be despatched to your house withing the next week
You: Do not attempt to flee the country
Stranger: f*ck ur as hole
You: Or you will be prosecuted
You: Sorry sir, you're now a listed Paedophile
Stranger: suck ur ass
You: Sir, you're only making it worse for yourself
Stranger: suck my dick
You: You may have to be deported to America
You: And go to prison there.
Stranger: suck my dick
Stranger: f*ck ur mother
You: Sir, calm down. All of this is going on record
Stranger: i'll cum there n f*ck ur mother
You: I have notified the the indian government sir
Stranger: ur ass hole to
You: We have authorisation to arrest you
Stranger: no prob
Stranger: cum here so i can f*ck u
You: On account of Paedophilia
Stranger: cum if have guts
You: Sir, you do realise I am not a 15 year old girl.
Stranger: no prob
You: I am a fully trained FBI agent
Stranger: i can f*ck
You: I have spent 5 years bodybuilding
You: And I carry a rather large gun
Stranger: then u have nice ass
You: And if you attempt to even attack me or one of my officers
Stranger: cum let see
You: We will shoot you
You: You want to see what I really look like?
Stranger: hehehe i shoot my cum on u
Stranger: sent
Stranger: idiot
You: What have you sent, sir?
Stranger: show how u look like mother sucker
You: Mr Ankit calm down
Stranger: i m calm
Stranger: i dont worry
You: http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200805/r249138_1021778.jpg
You: This is me and my team on call in New York
You: And this is me in the shooting range
You: https://imgur.com/atQJ5.jpg
You: That is me in the shooting range
Stranger: looking some circus team
Stranger: hehehehe
You: Haha, do you want to see what we did to one of the last paedophiles we tried to fight back?
Stranger: i dont give a damm 2 u
You: PICTURE REMOVED - GRAPHIC IMPALEMENT VICTIM
You: There my friend
Stranger: coz u cant even touch my hair
You: the last f*cker that crossed our paths
Stranger: u look like a sucker
Stranger: i think u r a callboy
You: Good, I hope you put up a fight so when we arrest you I can kill you, you piece of sh*t
You: PICTURE REMOVED - GRAPHIC SHARK ATTACK VICTIM IMAGE
You: That;s what happens when we throw a suspect in the sea
Stranger: try on ur self coz if u cum here then ur deadbody will go back 4m hee
You: Ha, what are you going to do?
You: You puny f*ck
You: There is going to be 10 FBI agents
You: Against you
You: I'll just blow your motherf*cking brains out, you f*cking creep
Stranger: i'll send there body to white house
You: Haha, bring it on you piece of sh*t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is epic.