what you got in the post?

aww i want a swingball :O
i got a letter telling me to go to an modern art gallery
the leaflet made it just look like a show room for kitchens
i didn't realise washing machines upside down were art :S

if you can exploit it, it's art

its still just a washing machine upside down... i'm tempted to go out of curiosity
and because it said free food & complimentary champagne

just don't eat any twiglets, they make you violent

or alternatively...

do you have to appreciate art to get the fre*SLAM!*
you didn't let me finish, i was going to say 'to get the free food?'

twiligets are disgusting :O i have no idea why some people actually like them.. hmm,
hah, i don't think it would be nice food anyway probs just cheese on sticks
i think, ill give it a miss this time

yes but its FREE!!! and the cmapagne is complimentary, which is just pretnetious art twat speak for free! FREE! waht a beautiful word!

Free drink is dangerous at exhibitions. I got wasted at my college exhibition and made a right tit out of myself... my tutors made the mistake of letting me serve drinks... that'll teach them!

Yesterday I got a greenhouse in the post. Today I should hopefully get a mouse.

that just raises further questions

It's going to be an elaborate setup. I bought 50 plant pots the other day too so I'm going to plant the mouse in the greenhouse and see if I can make more and sell them on.

The Amazing Fletch wrote:It's going to be an elaborate setup. I bought 50 plant pots the other day too so I'm going to plant the mouse in the greenhouse and see if I can make more and sell them on.

Are you stoned?

hahahaha

Woooo! I got some shoes in the post today! They are really high, and I feel nice and tall... but I think I'm probably going to injure myself wearing them... oh no...

iamemmao wrote:They are really high

Like Fletch?

NotRich wrote:

iamemmao wrote:They are really high

Like Fletch?

Lol'd

Speaking of really high, after my gig on saturday my mate made a bong out of lego and candle wax.

COPENHAGEN.

iamemmao wrote:Free drink is dangerous at exhibitions. I got wasted at my college exhibition and made a right tit out of myself... my tutors made the mistake of letting me serve drinks... that'll teach them!

I can imagine i'd do the same thing..

i got a letter from google today to the "communications manager of sarah may photography"
i was completely unaware that i had a communication manager or that google had my address :O

I'll be your communications manager if you like. You can be the CEO.

My mouse didn't turn up today. Fucking play.com. I swore that I would never use them the last time my stuff didn't turn up in the post. Unlike shopto.net who will send a replacement out within three days of not receiving something, I have to wait a whole thirty days before I can even report the bastard thing. It better turn up tomorrow or I will kick the fuck out of Jersey.

CEO sounds good to me, i want a swivel chair and a fluffy white cat too, oh and a cigar, just so i have the whole image going on

play.coms expensive i think, its more expensive than virgin megastores/zavvi/head what ever its called now :s

My wife made me buy from there. She does this quidco.com thing where she gets money back. It's pretty good actually, we got over £100 cashback at the end of last month. The only places I could buy my mouse from were amazon and play. Should have done amazon. What was your letter about anyway?

fair enough cashback sounds pretty good!
i dunno really it was telling me about important investments in this current climate and something about the royal mail and google adwords
i shredded it and put it in my gerbils tank

I expect to get a necklace that looks like an octopus in the post some time soon. Check this bad boy out!

it only has 6 legs; are you sure it isn't cthulu?

Haha, oh dear. Seems I'm going to have a grotesque cult character hanging around my neck.

at least when he takes over he may confuse you with a loyal follower

it does look pretty cool though

Happy Camel wrote:I expect to get a necklace that looks like an octopus in the post some time soon. Check this bad boy out!

ah i want one now

i got an angry letter from orange again telling me i owed them £60
i only owed £20