Who am I???

do you have a brand new car?

does it look like a jaguar?

Does it have leather seats?

And does it have a CD player player player player?

do you live in pontefract?

have you ever killed a man?

Do you drink Earl Grey tea?

do you own a lava lamp?

Are you european?

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Are you in the music buisness

-I am male.

-I've never been exposed as having killed a man.

-I don't drink anything now. Its more than likely that I had a few cups of Earl Gray in my lifetime though.

-I am not European, although I spent a lot of time in Europe.

-I was in the music business.

Are you dead?

Did you play guitar?

-I am dead.

-I did not play guitar...here's a tip for you though: my brother was a guitarist by trade, although not nearly as well known as me.

Did you die in a totally awesome way?

No.

do you like scotch?

have you ever pretended to have sex with a buffalow?

could you start a new trend with hitler penis?

did you die before the 80's?

Some of my musical body of work certainly suggests that I enjoyed drinking whiskey.

I was alive in the 80s.

do your periods attract bears?

Was you a solo artist

Well its less than simple:

I worked with many musicians over my career and was rarely seen on stage on my own if ever. Despite this my name is famous as an individual and most don't think of me in terms of those I worked with over the years.

Jesus fucking Christ fuck this.

If your not gonna answer all the questions I'm just gonna lock the thread.