Can somebody do me a non-sexual favour?

My work are having a summer function and have decided that it will be my job to make up some posters and tickets for it. It's not a massive job so I don't want to go to my usual guy and have to pay for it. If someone has a spare half an hour and enjoys all that graphics shizzle, do you think you could throw together something for me? I would appreciate it lots.

what do you want on it?

on second thourt my efot would be in paint and posibly involve dongs.

so depending on where you work...

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/i/53171864.jpg/

edited with url if the forums still being gay and automatical resising pictures so their to big for the page

update what you want on it exactly and rough size guidelines for the ticket sizes and i'll give something a go over my lunch break.

even if you draw up something in paint as an idea.

I like how you added my hi-viz vest, Bob.

I know it's too late for your lunch break now but here are the general ideas:

Neatishead Summer Function
1.30PM Saturday 22nd August 2009

BBQ, adult bouncy castle and other inflatables, virtual horse racing, quiz, loads of other games and competitions.

It's a family, summery affair and I'm hoping to be able to print off about 8 tickets per A4 sheet. Posters can be any sort of reasonable size.

The Amazing Fletch wrote:other inflatables.

hmmmmm

Bob, you're like Mr Tourette




TRUMPET CUNT

modern toss rep!

Love it

i see they went for the fast show style of comedy writing.

write one joke then copy/paste

sorry man, the adobe packages here have titted up, i'm not able to use any of them.

can someone else help out?

isnt that the whole point of reccuring sketch? mr tourrettes isnt the only thing in modern toss lol.

it doesnt make it a good series, if you've seen one episode, you've seen them all. fair enough, have loads of different sketches involving a familiar character, but make him 3d, give him more than a single function, don't just make a series of sketches based around "man who turns down good ideas" or "lady who breaks silence with loud fart".

if you want to see it done right, watch monkey dust, they seem to be able to mix up their characters, the first time cottager being the primary example, or the suicide bombers in training.

Or every week 'I only said I done it because....' or a different reason for Daddy to kill himself. It's how sketch shows work.

and every week the simple guy goes and does different things, whether it be getting married, seeing a film premiere of the dramatization of his life, putting up with people trying to have him released or murdering the entire faculty and building a spacehopper out of them.

your turn, lets hear about the wacky adventures of the salesmen that say "suit you sir"

frankly mitchell and web beat either of em.

My reply is refusing to post for some reason, I'll put it up when I get somewhere with better interwets

So back on topic, anyone want to try throwing something together for me? If I do it myself it will be some shitty Microsoft Word attempt.

Double posting I know but I'm pretty impressed with the thing I threw together. Next time I won't be so lazy. It was quite easy in GIMP but it is quite simple.

GIMP lol