Any beer fans among you rude rude people?

ba-ba wrote:
waking up the next morning wondering how I was home to find the lumpiest chunder on my bedroom floor

Good to know I'm not the only one...

I haven't been Paraletic (properly) in well over a year, which is weird, when I was 13-16, I was liek that all the time, now I can literally drink 12 pints and just be pissed, none of this projectile vomiting any more. I guess it runs in my family, my Dad once went through 20 bottle of stella at Christmas and he wasn't dead, wtf?!

I think I'll have some Hob goblin some time this wek, my mum said theres an offer on some of them Wychwood ales.

Anyone like Fursty Ferret?

Wreckless Jake wrote:Anyone like Fursty Ferret?

yes

Wreckless Jake wrote:my Dad once went through 20 bottle of stella at Christmas and he wasn't dead, wtf?!

um yeah... thats 1 crate...

Wreckless Jake wrote:
I think I'll have some Hob goblin some time this wek, my mum said theres an offer on some of them Wychwood ales.

Where?

I once had the temerity to tell the Dev Cat (for those that don't know, one of the finest real ale pubs in the country and a meeting place before gigs at Corp) that they were keeping their beer poorly. I was a bit worse for wear, but every time I'd been there the Jaipur tasted like vinegar.

Must get my home-brew on the go actually, it'll be needed come freshers' week!

Vinegar taste nice!

MidlandsDan wrote:

Wreckless Jake wrote:
I think I'll have some Hob goblin some time this wek, my mum said theres an offer on some of them Wychwood ales.

Where?

No idea, either Morrisons, Asda or one of those local off licences. Bargain Booze is always cheap.

Homebrew started today (I love that it's relevant to my degree), should be ready for Freshers' week
(as I was writing this I suddenly realised I hadn't put the yeast in - eegit!)

Beer is now in the pressure barrel (minimal is on the floor ), it smells pretty potent.

Hope you sterlised all your gear well and didn't / don't fuck up on sealing where there are supposed to be seals, or its going to be shit.

teaching your grandmother to suck eggs
the seal says 'lubricate seal before use', which always makes me think of the animal and a big vat of ky...

ba-ba wrote:teaching your grandmother to suck eggs
the seal says 'lubricate seal before use', which always makes me think of the animal and a big vat of ky...

Yeah well, those words are good advice for most situations a person will come across in their lifetime.

I had some lager called Desperado's last week, it had 'tequila flavouring' in it, it was rather nice.

Thats what all the trendy fuckers in Fight Club (possible known as Walkabout in other towns) etc. are on I think...well my mate was singing its praises anyway, mind you to be fair he drinks in more high class trendy establishments probably...I think there will be a trickle down effect as this drink gains popularity.

I went to Wetherspoons the other night. Its a Lloyds Bar, you know, one of those wanna be night clubs. The bouncers obviously took it a bit too seriously though...wouldn't let me in because I was wearing 3/4 shorts! What a joke. Had to slip in the fire escape. Hardly fucking worth it.

Lloyds has bouncers? In Rugby? Sheffield Spoons bouncers tend to be quite low key - which is good when you get the trots between bars.

and as for desperados, had it once 3 years ago, thought it was shite.
Been weening the body back onto lager in time for freshers' week - took a bit of getting used to! (have only drunk ale and a bit of cider over the summer)

MidlandsDan wrote:hope you remembered to put malt and yeast in there and didn't just piss in a bucket or its going to be shit

i'm sure if he's gone to all of the trouble as to get the equipment and ingredients, he's at least going to follow the most basic of instructions.

MidlandsDan wrote:I went to Wetherspoons the other night.

hope you remembered to exchange money for alcoholic beverages and then to drink said beverage or you wony get drunk, don't worry, a lot of people who aren't as pro as me make this basic mistake.

Alright alright no need to get arsey!

I've already got a bird, my parents and my landlord on my case and I've only just got out of bed!

Desperado beer is shit. It's way too sweet for a beer.

i'd happily drink it, my only qualm is with the price.
i got a banana beer once when I was in Edinburgh, it was from Nigeria as I recall, that was really sweet but still really beery.

lee u should try wells banana bread beer, its lush!

on a less jolly note ive spent the weekend drinking strongbow, man am i looking forward to a pint of real ale tonight.

Never been too keen on the 'ole Banana Bread - like anything banana flavoured actually (apart from actual bananas!)

lol, i love it, but i can see it why people might not its an unusual taste

Ba-ba, your avatar is the shiznit.

i made it myself

i never even spotted that lol try not to look at avatars seeing as you summers and feltch all ahve the same one, well done ba-ba