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    Post by MidlandsDan Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:20 pm

    Its how the porters make a bit of overtime mate.
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    Post by Furious D Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:11 pm

    Happy Camel wrote:FACTOID!

    Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!

    Be medical and explain why. I won't understand but I want to 'know' Smile
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    Post by lightowler Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:42 pm

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8241509.stm

    I find this link funny beacause;
    A) lol pc world employes calling people stupid

    B) lol people talking on facebook and thinking its private
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:04 pm

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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:43 pm

    Yeah he just didn't give a shit about humans at all. I'd just want to pick it up and stroke it for a while.
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    Post by MidlandsDan Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:19 am

    Once a Chinese geezer named Mr Xian found a giant rat, and he yelled 'I did it! I caught a rat the size of a cat!' Brilliant quote...I had it as my signature on a forum for a while.
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    Post by Jess Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:20 am

    Furious D wrote:
    Happy Camel wrote:FACTOID!

    Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!

    Be medical and explain why. I won't understand but I want to 'know' Smile

    I'm a wee bit tired, so I'm not going to give you a huge speil, but it's actually really interesting.
    Someone who has had a lot of antibiotics, I'm talking like a hunner tonner IV loads, not your general oral tablet kind, can pick up C-Diff as their 'good' stomach bacteria is depleted due to the 'biotics. The C-Diff can multiply willy nilly and cause very nasty and often fatal infections. If the C-Diff is severe enough that no other treatment has worked then the best thing to do is collect a stool sample from a close family member (they will have similar stool bacteria flora) and just shove the good gut flora back in, called a fecal transplant. You have a wee naso-gastric tube going down the back of your throat to your belly and the course of treatment lasts about a week I think. The balance is restored, the C. Diff infection is 95% of the time corrected and you're cured! YAY!

    (It is treated before they put it down your nose, promise Wink)
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    Post by MidlandsDan Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:44 am

    I get on badly enough with my family without having their shit pumped down my nose.
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    Post by Furious D Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:21 am

    Happy Camel wrote:
    Furious D wrote:
    Happy Camel wrote:FACTOID!

    Did you know that if you have C. Diff one of the treatments is having human shite pumped into your stomach? I bet you all want hospital acquired infections now, eh?!

    Be medical and explain why. I won't understand but I want to 'know' Smile

    I'm a wee bit tired, so I'm not going to give you a huge speil, but it's actually really interesting.
    Someone who has had a lot of antibiotics, I'm talking like a hunner tonner IV loads, not your general oral tablet kind, can pick up C-Diff as their 'good' stomach bacteria is depleted due to the 'biotics. The C-Diff can multiply willy nilly and cause very nasty and often fatal infections. If the C-Diff is severe enough that no other treatment has worked then the best thing to do is collect a stool sample from a close family member (they will have similar stool bacteria flora) and just shove the good gut flora back in, called a fecal transplant. You have a wee naso-gastric tube going down the back of your throat to your belly and the course of treatment lasts about a week I think. The balance is restored, the C. Diff infection is 95% of the time corrected and you're cured! YAY!

    (It is treated before they put it down your nose, promise Wink)

    Medical win
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:08 am

    treated? to a fun day out to lego land windsor?
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    Post by Furious D Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:26 am

    No, they put that chocolate sauce on that goes all hard
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    Post by NotRich Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:45 pm

    Furious D wrote:No, they put that chocolate sauce on that goes all hard

    Can't wait for the new flavours of Quality Street come Christmas time...
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    Post by Furious D Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:49 pm

    Yeah man, chocolate covered shit with a sweetcorn centre
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    Post by MidlandsDan Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:04 pm

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    Post by MidlandsDan Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:15 pm

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    Post by MidlandsDan Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:11 am

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    Post by Jess Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:47 am

    Even the words 'sword' and 'incest' make that story look pretty menacing before I've even opened the link!
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    Post by NotRich Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:42 pm

    Strange creature approaches kids in Panama.
    Kids kill the fuck out of it with rocks.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Gollum-like_monster_emerges_from_Panama_lake&in_article_id=739578&in_page_id=2
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:47 pm

    coming soon: the daily mail version of events

    youths hurl rocks at "golem-like monster"

    or perhaps they'll go for

    innocent children protect themselves from potential molestation
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    Post by Cap'n Lee Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:48 pm

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    Post by elliemon Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:43 pm

    that gollum thing is well creepy.
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:11 pm

    After watching The Descent, I'm never going potholing again because of creatures like that.
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    Post by scottus86 Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:30 pm

    Thats evolution, darn, and some silly kids killed it!
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    Post by elliemon Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:11 pm

    evolution is survival of the fittest and if that thing cant survive petrified children then it aint fit enough
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    Post by scottus86 Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:14 pm

    I suppose.

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