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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by Steff on Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:39 pm

    a letter from the DVLA with - £125 for me ( car tax) wooooo. rage
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    Post by MidlandsDan on Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:40 pm

    Cap'n Lee wrote:welcome back

    Thankyou brother.
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    Post by MangoSkeejykins on Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:49 pm

    a letter from jobseekers telling me they're paying me a tenner less than they should cus of some mysterious income i apparently told them i recieve which i don't. they also mispaid me by 50 quid for the first payment.

    the law says i need 50.95 a week to live. they're giving me 40.95 and not een paying that right... legally speaking i'm dying right now
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by MidlandsDan on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:01 am

    Two words. Sperm bank.
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    Post by therur on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:04 am

    hahaha, that well deserves reppage
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    Post by MidlandsDan on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:52 am

    Cheers, reps don't mean shit to Uncle Dan though.
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by ScottMoon on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:53 am

    MidlandsDan wrote:Two words. Sperm bank.

    you can only donate every other day and you cant have sex or masterbate in between.

    How am i supposed to cut down to every other day!! Razz
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    Post by The Amazing Fletch on Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:45 am

    I had a gay friend in school who did the sperm bank thing. It seems like too much effort for me.

    Steff wrote:a letter from the DVLA with - £125 for me ( car tax) wooooo. rage

    My car tax costs me £35 a year. That's less than my motorbike!
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    Post by Cap'n Lee on Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:48 am

    is it a one wheeler?
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by The Amazing Fletch on Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:01 am

    You're a one wheeler.
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    Post by iamemmao on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:02 pm

    I got a to do list in the post today, silly parents. And some leaflets from a garage that I'm making a website for. Exciting.
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by Cap'n Lee on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:13 pm

    to do:

    1. get a job

    2. stop playing tetris and get a job

    3. i mean it!
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by The Amazing Fletch on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:39 pm

    I've just got a statement for my stocks and shares.

    Previous value of shares: £2.5k
    Current value of shares: £600

    What. A. Joke.
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    Post by lightowler on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:47 pm

    i had quite a bit invested in cattles Sad
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by Cap'n Lee on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:55 pm

    what bob means is that he fed all of his money to cows
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    Post by elliemon on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:12 pm

    The Amazing Fletch wrote:I've just got a statement for my stocks and shares.

    Previous value of shares: £2.5k
    Current value of shares: £600

    What. A. Joke.

    that sucks my friend..
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    Post by Cap'n Lee on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:13 pm

    i think you're missing a comma there Smile
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by NotRich on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:42 pm

    haha.

    I'm buying some stocks and shares if they do that kind of thing.
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by MidlandsDan on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:46 pm

    ScottMoon wrote:
    MidlandsDan wrote:Two words. Sperm bank.

    you can only donate every other day and you cant have sex or masterbate in between.

    How am i supposed to cut down to every other day!! Razz

    I thought you could only do it once.

    Shit, now I can retire.
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by iamemmao on Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:06 pm

    Cap'n Lee wrote:to do:

    1. get a job

    2. stop playing tetris and get a job

    3. i mean it!

    They actually left get a job off the list... and if its not on the list... I don't have to do it! Razz
    Oh dear... you know your disorganised when people post you to do lists...
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by scottus86 on Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:43 pm

    My reading early entry ticket came today, YAY!
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by MidlandsDan on Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:07 am

    iamemmao wrote:
    Cap'n Lee wrote:to do:

    1. get a job

    2. stop playing tetris and get a job

    3. i mean it!

    They actually left get a job off the list... and if its not on the list... I don't have to do it! Razz
    Oh dear... you know your disorganised when people post you to do lists...

    Serious question sister if you don't mind.

    How the fuck do you afford the internet without a job?

    Curious.

    Peace.

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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by Wreckless Jake on Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:31 am

    Some broadband providers are quite cheap nowadays. Also, she might sell herself on the street for money.



    *jokes :3*
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by iamemmao on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:52 am

    Ha! Nope, I don't sell myself on the street...

    I'm a student.. thats how... students always have money Razz
    I haven't actually had internet at home for two years.. I just used to use it at uni or at the gym, but I went and got one of those dongle things that you can top up last week because I was getting annoyed of having to go somewhere just to check my emails...

    Plus I just got £500 from the tax man.
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    Re: what you got in the post?

    Post by MangoSkeejykins on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:45 pm

    the kickback uk album with a sticker n badge cus i'm a cool kid Cool

    a tag for my cat cat

    little bell things that look like rubber ducks (there's no rubber duck emoticons)

    a naughty schoolgirl short skirt Shocked

    a replacment laptop charger that reaches temperatures that would melt your face off cus i can't afford an official dell one Rolling Eyes

    a letter from jobseekers telling me they're going to give me less money than they're supposed to because they claim i recieve other income that i don't Evil or Very Mad

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