what you got in the post?

a letter from the DVLA with - £125 for me ( car tax) wooooo. rage

Cap'n Lee wrote:welcome back

Thankyou brother.

a letter from jobseekers telling me they're paying me a tenner less than they should cus of some mysterious income i apparently told them i recieve which i don't. they also mispaid me by 50 quid for the first payment.

the law says i need 50.95 a week to live. they're giving me 40.95 and not een paying that right... legally speaking i'm dying right now

Two words. Sperm bank.

hahaha, that well deserves reppage

Cheers, reps don't mean shit to Uncle Dan though.

MidlandsDan wrote:Two words. Sperm bank.

you can only donate every other day and you cant have sex or masterbate in between.

How am i supposed to cut down to every other day!!

I had a gay friend in school who did the sperm bank thing. It seems like too much effort for me.

Steff wrote:a letter from the DVLA with - £125 for me ( car tax) wooooo. rage

My car tax costs me £35 a year. That's less than my motorbike!

is it a one wheeler?

You're a one wheeler.

I got a to do list in the post today, silly parents. And some leaflets from a garage that I'm making a website for. Exciting.

to do:

1. get a job

2. stop playing tetris and get a job

3. i mean it!

I've just got a statement for my stocks and shares.

Previous value of shares: £2.5k
Current value of shares: £600

What. A. Joke.

i had quite a bit invested in cattles

what bob means is that he fed all of his money to cows

The Amazing Fletch wrote:I've just got a statement for my stocks and shares.

Previous value of shares: £2.5k
Current value of shares: £600

What. A. Joke.

that sucks my friend..

i think you're missing a comma there

haha.

I'm buying some stocks and shares if they do that kind of thing.

ScottMoon wrote:

MidlandsDan wrote:Two words. Sperm bank.

you can only donate every other day and you cant have sex or masterbate in between.

How am i supposed to cut down to every other day!!

I thought you could only do it once.

Shit, now I can retire.

Cap'n Lee wrote:to do:

1. get a job

2. stop playing tetris and get a job

3. i mean it!

They actually left get a job off the list... and if its not on the list... I don't have to do it!
Oh dear... you know your disorganised when people post you to do lists...

My reading early entry ticket came today, YAY!

iamemmao wrote:

Cap'n Lee wrote:to do:

1. get a job

2. stop playing tetris and get a job

3. i mean it!

They actually left get a job off the list... and if its not on the list... I don't have to do it!
Oh dear... you know your disorganised when people post you to do lists...

Serious question sister if you don't mind.

How the fuck do you afford the internet without a job?

Curious.

Peace.

Some broadband providers are quite cheap nowadays. Also, she might sell herself on the street for money.



*jokes :3*

Ha! Nope, I don't sell myself on the street...

I'm a student.. thats how... students always have money
I haven't actually had internet at home for two years.. I just used to use it at uni or at the gym, but I went and got one of those dongle things that you can top up last week because I was getting annoyed of having to go somewhere just to check my emails...

Plus I just got £500 from the tax man.

the kickback uk album with a sticker n badge cus i'm a cool kid

a tag for my cat

little bell things that look like rubber ducks (there's no rubber duck emoticons)

a naughty schoolgirl short skirt

a replacment laptop charger that reaches temperatures that would melt your face off cus i can't afford an official dell one

a letter from jobseekers telling me they're going to give me less money than they're supposed to because they claim i recieve other income that i don't